On this joyful day of love, I thought it fitting to write a little ode to a recent love (read:foe) of mine. I must warn you though, it’s pretty steamy so you may need to follow my lead with a cold shower.
I hate the way you smother me,
and the way you ruin my hair.
I hate the way you melt my face,
I hate it that you fog my eyewear.
I hate you’re costly to escape,
And the way you ruin my zZz.